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"A woman should be home with the children, building that home and making sure there's a secure family atmosphere."

So said actor Mel Gibson in 1991. As opposed to getting fucked up on alcohol and racing his 2006 Lexus LS 430 on the Pacific Coast Highway at 87 miles-per-hour in a 45-miles-per-hour zone.

When this hypocritical fuckwad was arrested, his blood alcohol level was 0.12 percent. Significantly over the legal limit. And about as Godly as Rick Salomon's cock being chafed and scraped by Paris Hilton's teeth.

Aside from endangering the lives of anyone else -- humans or pets -- on the roads in Malibu, this 50 year-old prick seems to be providing a real secure family atmosphere. The actor and director of, most recently, The Passion of the Christ, (the thinly-veiled anti-Semitic blockbuster that had Pope Benedict XVI creaming in his Satin vestments) preaches family values and brags about his spiritual superiority. And no doubt believes gays would wreck the sanctity of the institution of marriage.

Yeah right. This piece of shit loves his wife and family so much that he would risk wrecking his mariage and destroying their lives, and is so spiritually evolved he thought the blood of Jesus could be sucked out of a bottle of Grey Goose.

Like Rev. Michael Jude Fay, the priest who resigned from the affluent St. John Roman Catholic Church in Connecticut, and is accused of having misspent upwards of 1.4 million in parishioner donations to fund his hotels, jewelry, Italian clothing and a Florida fucknest which he shared with “good friend” Cliff Fantini, these men of God are too busy eating ass, downing vodka and sucking cock to recognize their flagrant hypocrisy.

This story is still fresh, but Gibson will find a way to weasel his way out of it. Maybe the money-grabbing bastard who poured him his tenth glass to drown his spiritually evolved happiness was Jewish.

Jesus fucking wept indeed and lucky for the thirstily religious Mel Gibson, bled a fine Chianti.

UPDATE - Yep, I was right about the anti-Semitic tirade. Seems like Gibson's true colors were revealed in his repsonse to the arresting officer, published by TMZ. Apparently, the drunk who claims to "own Malibu," screamed: ""You motherfucker. I'm going to fuck you," before moving on to, "Fucking Jews... The Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world. Are you a Jew?" (see unredacted statement).

Despite the The L.A. County Sheriff's Department's attempt to cover up the original 8 page report, details of Gibson's drunken anti Semitic tirade were leaked to the media (although clearly none of the outlets on Yahoo News! who were a day late and a dollar short with this story. Thankfully there's TMZ.)

Apologizing for his "despicable" statements to deputies, and claiming to have said things he did "not believe to be true," Gibson issued a long-winded screed through his publicist, Alan Nierob, who sure as hell has his work cut out for him. Among the gems, "I acted like a person completely out of control when I was arrested...I disgraced myself and my family with my behavior and for that I am truly sorry. I have battled with the disease of alcoholism for all of my adult life and profoundly regret my horrific relapse." You didn't act like a person out of control, cocksucker, you were a person out of control.

Posted by Unknown at 7/29/2006 01:03:00 AM