Friday, October 28, 2005
When the Going Gets Tough the Pussy Posse Goes to Camp David
The 43rd President today acted like the press on the tarmac knew how small his dick is. Georgie read a 45-second very prepared speech about Libby’s label, label, label. Then he ran away from reporters yelling; “Mr. President is this an embarrassment for you?”
The almost in tears pussy-boy hurriedly boarded the good ship lollipop followed by his Nanny (Harriet Miers) who was holding what appeared to be a triple ripple remote control butt plug with the presidential seal on it.
Mr. Cheney was swamped with emergency calls to his brokers (Exxon, BP, and Chevron) so he could only issue a brief statement via one of his Zombies about the incitement, not quite the expected reaction from Caesar’s wife who is supposed to be above suspicion.
The almost in tears pussy-boy hurriedly boarded the good ship lollipop followed by his Nanny (Harriet Miers) who was holding what appeared to be a triple ripple remote control butt plug with the presidential seal on it.
Mr. Cheney was swamped with emergency calls to his brokers (Exxon, BP, and Chevron) so he could only issue a brief statement via one of his Zombies about the incitement, not quite the expected reaction from Caesar’s wife who is supposed to be above suspicion.
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