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Clinton Fein slams Republicans and Democrats alike in his latest editorial on Annoy.com, Things Fall Apart. From Karl Rove and Scooter Libby to Judith Miller and Hillary Clinton, nobody emerges unscathed.

Given the downward spiral of women’s rights in the new Iraq, (and Laura’s long-forgotten commitment to women in Afghanistan), all that’s needed to complete this branding of American feminism is the introduction of a sexless, frigid, religious virgin to mandate morality whilst sipping from Diet Coke cans with Clarence Thomas.

Enter Harriet Meirs – the most unqualified sycophant ever! The woman George W. Bush has nominated to replace Sandra Day O’Conner on the Supreme Court is a shallow, forgetful, inconsistent brownnose who believes the control of women’s bodies ought to be shaped by men with delusions of piety, and in imaginary, sandal-clad martyrs watching protectively from the heavens.

Not since Mr. Bush himself was appointed to the Presidency has a nominee been so extraordinarily unqualified to hold a position. When Monica sucked President Clinton’s cock she ended up with a soiled dress and a lousy job at the Pentagon. Harriet Meirs kissed George W. Bush’s ass and was offered a lifetime appointment to the Supreme Court.

Things Fall Apart: The Full Editorial

Posted by JasonW at 10/26/2005 02:57:00 AM