Monday, March 28, 2005
I've got a penthouse apartment in New York and a $30 million mansion in Westport. Why would I go someplace that I can't breathe?
Don Imus, the decrepit radio shock-jock, following a Wall Street Journal article by Robert Frank about an investigation by Eliot Spitzer into the Imus Ranch -- a lavish ranch where kids with cancer are offered an opportunity to be vegan "cowboys" (at a cost of almost $3000 a night). Uh...why did you build it in a place you can't breathe? (He semmed to have little difficulty spewing hot air from said location). For more detail on the Don and Deirdre Imus ranch scandal, read Imus and the Flies on Annoy.com.