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Thursday, September 15, 2005

Semen in the Seminary 

The goose-stepping cunt known as Pope Benedict XIV, or Papa Razi, has instructed the Church to spend resources to help the victims of Hurricane Katrina. Joking!

According to the New York Times:

Investigators appointed by the Vatican have been instructed to review each of the 229 Roman Catholic seminaries in the United States for "evidence of homosexuality" and for faculty members who dissent from church teaching, according to a document prepared to guide the process.

The Vatican document, given to The New York Times yesterday by a priest, surfaces as Catholics await a Vatican ruling on whether homosexuals should be barred from the priesthood.

After spending millions and millions settling child abuse cases, in some cases forcing parishes into bankruptcy, Catholics of faith must be enamoured to know that their donations are being so well spent.

Get out of your satin dress Benedict, you closeted fuck, and go help some flood victims. Playing with your lily-white dick as you fantasize about who's doing what in the seminaries isn't actually helping anyone, least of all Catholicism.

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